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Well, it is that time of the month again once I provide my thoughts approximately the latest No Way Out pay-per-view. Going into the show many exclaimed that it would be one of the worst pay-in line with-perspectives in latest reminiscence, even worse than Badd Blood, and believe me that is awful!
So with an open mind I sat down, with my three large packets of Walkers Sensations crisps and a nice large bottle of coke, to watch the show.
Now before I launch into my assessment of the fits I just wanted to say a in shape that I noticed on Heat just earlier than the pay-in line with-view began. Normally I do no longer watch Live Heat, I discover it typically turns out to be 45 mins of begging humans to reserve the pay-consistent with-view and then a poorly thrown-collectively healthy.
But no longer on this occasion. After their everyday begging consultation they held a six-guy tag suit providing London, Kidman, and Ultimo Dragon vs. Akio, Sakoda and Tajiri
The suit turned into pretty proper, in all likelihood better than most of what we noticed at the real pay-consistent with-view! It is fits like this that will increase the cruiserweight department and will advantage the hobby, now if simplest they could placed these kind of fits on Smackdown and the pay-in line with-view....
Smackdown's tag group division is lacking incredibly proper now and adding Akio/Sakoda and London/Kidman to the division might do the display simply no damage in any respect.
I have been a fan of Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon having a feud for along time now and consider that a pleasing building up could be ideal for a Wrestlemania showdown, possibly for the Cruiserweight championship, and could make up for the manner World Wrestling Entertainment have dealt with Ultimo Dragon considering he arrived.
[Tag Team Championship Handicap Match]
Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty Vs. The Basham's/Shaniqua
Whilst I changed into looking this suit it dawned on me that Rikishi does not use his patented Rikishi Driver pass any extra, that's a disgrace due to the fact I concept the pass was a long way higher than his "jump on them from the rope" flow that he does now.
On Raw The Dudley's have observed their area of interest as the nice and cozy up tag crew, and it looks like Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty have the same niche on Smackdown. And if it works properly then why not let them continue doing it? It gets them on television.
The actual match changed into nothing special, it became a standard warm up match and did what it turned into supposed to do, it warmed up the crowd. There was no Worm or Stink Face which reduced the fit rating for me. It might have been gratifying to look Shaniqua getting her face in among Rikishi's cheeks.
Winner: Scotty & Rikishi
[Blindfold Match]
Nidia Vs. Jamie Noble
Not a number of human beings gave this in shape a hazard in hell, many mocked it as a waste of space and that they were speedy proved wrong with one of the maximum entertaining suits I can really don't forget.
OK, so it changed into not going to be all armlocks and throws however they were asked to make us chortle and that they indeed did. The crowd lapped it up and it made a whole lot of humans at home snicker as nicely.
Noble groping his manner across the ring as Nidia kicked him in the butt multiple times. And while Noble took his blindfold off to cheat and win the match it helped repair that heel area to his character.
Winner: Jamie Noble
[Tag Team Match]
The APA Vs. The Worlds Greatest Tag Team
Whilst watching this healthy I noticed two things. Firstly I noticed that Bradshaw is any such awful wrestler, he makes Hardcore Holly appear like a major event famous person! Watching Bradshaw brings out a unexpected urge to hurl some thing at your tv, just to make him prevent!
The 2d factor that I observed in that healthy turned into that terrible old Farooq's profession in the ring is just about over. In this in shape it ought to that he just cannot pass the pace any greater and it changed into a unhappy sight to watch.
Surely now would be the time to retire and let the lovers don't forget him for what he has completed? But what do I understand I am simply a wrestling journalistic parasite.
But the fit was no longer THAT bad for they have the solid performance of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas to help bring the in shape, and carry the match they absolutely did. They without a doubt moved the fit turned into horrible to watchable in my view.
Winner: The Worlds Greatest Tag Team
[Stiff Match]
Rhyno Vs. Hardcore Holly
I certainly fell asleep midway through this in shape, now not because the fit changed into that awful but more to the fact that I can't stand Hardcore Holly's style and it bores me to sleep.
To be sincere from what I saw of the in shape, before I fell asleep, it looked higher than every person ought to have imagined, at a few points they were absolutely wrestling!
The end turned into pretty rushed, Rhyno become dishing out a few very harsh searching moves and suddenly Hardcore Holly took the win. Let us prey that Hardcore Holly goes lower back to beating up the smaller, younger guys in OVW or somewhere.
Winner: Hardcore Holly
[Cruiser Weight Title Match]
Chavo Guerrero Jr. Vs. Rey Mysterio
A healthy that most wrestling lovers had been expecting, a nice long cruiserweight match on a pay-consistent with-view! The additions of that boxer (whose call escape me right now) and Chavo Guerrero Sr. Could have taken lots faraway from the match however they slightly got worried which supposed that the fans may want to give attention to the movement IN the hoop.
When Chavo Guerrero Jr. Gained and reduce an interview behind the scenes that placed the icing on the cake for me. It has introduced that little something to the identify that became lacking for along time. The name truly means something now both to the wrestlers and the fanatics.
I actually have stated this before and I will say it once more. If World Wrestling Entertainment really need to offer us excellent matches then genuinely permit the cruiserweight department do their issue. Ultimo Dragon, Paul London, Rey Mysterio, Billy Kidman, Tajiri, Chavo Guerrero, the list is long, all of these could deliver us first-rate matches in the event that they had been allowed to paintings.
I am hoping that they will hold this feud among Chavo Guerrero Jr. And Rey Mysterio right up to Wrestlemania after which maybe give them some other 17 mins on the pay-in step with-view to light up the location.
Why do I have a sense I am wishing right here?
Winner: Chavo Guerrero Jr.
[Number #1 Contender Match]
Kurt Angle Vs. Big Show Vs. John Cena
The biggest wonder of this fit turned into not the truth that Kurt Angle gained, I suppose all of us knew he might, the massive surprise for me changed into the match best went approximately 12/13 mins. Big Show and John Cena's accidents have to be as horrific as than first thought.
The large bump of the in shape was seeing Big Show Angle-Slammed over the pinnacle rope. My handiest issue become a 500 pound guy hitting the concrete at that height? That could not have completed his injury any true!
It changed into no surprise whilst Angle walked out the winner after making John Cena faucet out. I am seeking out Angle to turn heel on Eddie Guerrero within the next week or so. Maybe by way of announcing it was him who attacked Eddie Guerrero?
Over the past year Big Show has impressed me together with his new discovered desire to paintings, perhaps he has realised he does now not have lengthy left on his settlement? Whatever the motive lengthy can also it keep.
Winner: Kurt Angle
[WWE World Championship]
Brock Lesnar Vs. Eddie Guerrero
And so we come to the principle occasion of the evening. The increase to this fit was extraordinary, from the Eddie Guerrero promos on Smackdown over the past month right as much as Goldberg being arrested after assaulting Brock Lesnar inside the ring on the pay-in step with-view.
When Eddie Guerrero made his manner out to the ring the lovers reacted and had been a hundred% at the back of Eddie Guerrero all the way thru the healthy, which gave off a super atmosphere.
Everyone knew that Goldberg might return to cost Brock Lesnar the World Title and the suit, it changed into just a be counted of how and while could he do it? The fit was booked to perfection, Brock Lesnar was left to do his stuff whilst Eddie Guerrero acted just like the usual underdog.
It became the finish that made it best for me. Goldberg hit the ring (how did he get out of his handcuffs and alternate a blouse?) and did his enterprise to Brock Lesnar. The highlight of the in shape though was Eddie Guerrero countering the F5 by means of hitting a twister DDT, lovely!
What a mark out second whilst the ref's hand got here down at the canvas and shouted 3. The area went nuts, I even marked out as Eddie Guerrero went out of the ring and celebrated with his family. That topped it off properly when he went and hugged his own family.
I might be so formidable as to even go as some distance as announcing that Eddie Guerrero and Brock Lesnar's struggle is suit of the yr so far. And it might no longer surprise me if there healthy is up three at the give up of the year.
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